I have a solid theory about who garypagetwo really is (evidence inside)

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Okay, we all know by now that @garypagetwo is a fraud who doesn't live in Norway.

    Research has taught us he is fat, bald, and lives somewhere north in the US.

    Ryan Lever lives in Canada, which is close to the north side of the US.

    See a pattern emerging here?

    After eliminating all other options, I have come to the conclusion that....

    GARYPAGETWO = FAT SUPERMAN!!!!!
     
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    He prefers to be called GayRage2. :grad:
     
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    This I like
     
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    :eek::nono:
     
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    Canada is "close" to the north side of the U.S. :nojj:

    Yeah, dude. I'd say Canada is relatively close to the U.S. border.
     
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    I should have been more specific. I meant Ryan Lever's house is close to the border. :grad:
     
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    Hmm... Not really. Have you looked at Sudbury on a map?
     
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    He's European, you jerk!!!! :mad:
     
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    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    Well, you still get the point, right?
     
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    :nocheer: All this time I thought he was a legit Norwegian


    I'm just so gullible
     
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    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm club-fucking-footed, asswipe!
     
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    Corndogs.
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Are you being serious right now, dude?
     
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