Okay, we all know by now that @garypagetwo is a fraud who doesn't live in Norway. Research has taught us he is fat, bald, and lives somewhere north in the US. Ryan Lever lives in Canada, which is close to the north side of the US. See a pattern emerging here? After eliminating all other options, I have come to the conclusion that.... Spoiler GARYPAGETWO = FAT SUPERMAN!!!!!