Conspiracy I have a theory about masturbation. Please provide data

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chriza, Mar 20, 2017.

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Masturbating at work

  1. I'm a man and I've rubbed one out at work at least once

    50.5%
  2. I'm a man and I've never done that.

    43.8%
  3. I'm a woman and I've rubbed one out at work at least once.

    3.8%
  4. I'm a woman and I've never done that.

    1.9%
  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I think most men can say that they've rubbed one out at work at some point.

    However, I bet very few women have.

    Please complete the survey.

    Kthx.
     
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    I'm on welfare, sorry.
     
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    Some people are nosey fuckers
     
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    I don't kiss and tell.
     
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    I'm typing with one hand at work right now.
     
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    with porno instantly available on your phone, i'm pretty sure the number of masturbators has risen and gotten firmer by the year.

    there were no porno phones when i was working. :nocheer:
    would have taken the edge off before a meeting.
    :woot:
     
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    so doing "research"?
     
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    No way!!!

    Have you seen the blaeks with their phones??

    There's video of EVERYTHING out there these days!!!

    I aint taking any chances.

    DEL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
     
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    Fuck it I jerk off into my trash can and when my staff goes to clean it out I :snicker:
     
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    Remember when she was popular?
     
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    wut
     
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    Not that I care or anything, but I think she's still producing at least one hit show on NBC. I guess people got sick of looking at/listening to her.
     
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    Who in satanic Christ is THAT????
     
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    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    I used to manage the front desk at a hotel.....and when I was bored....which was often.... I would find an unoccupied room and go rub one out. We have roughly 450 rooms in the hotel and after my 5 years there I had deposited my seed in every room at least a few times.

    Think of that next time you're staying at a hotel.