I have a theory about the eastern states

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    and their lack of testicular fortitude, I figure all the gigantic pussies stayed behind while the men moved west to settle the land.

    I bet if you tested for testosterone by state you'd find the farther west the higher the average. :dontknow:
     
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    yup, used to be the Wild West, and men here despised the city slickers that stayed out east

    that's all but gone now
     
  3. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Alaska is still pretty rugged and ballsy... but so is North Idaho. :dontknow:
     
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    keep your ball juice and i will keep my money
     
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    San Fransisco

    Theory Blow

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    dudes in San Fran got mad testosterone
     
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    I have a thread about the Jewish Conspiracy, but...

    this is not the time nor place.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    not a bad theory really
     
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    lol at moto
     
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    Yes, b/c Santa Barbara is the height of male testosterone
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are you suggesting there is a correlation there?

    It's where eastcoasters move to cruz for dick.
     
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    Brooklyn vs San Fran???
     
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    every time i drive cross country, i think about the folks that did it in covered wagons, through injun territory
     
  14. banksy

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    is testosterone genetic? :scratch:
     
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    Hell, we're so manly in Florida the damn state is shaped like a cock!

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    or maybe that pussies that couldn't compete back east, cut & run...:dontknow:
     
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    nothing lamer than new yorkers that go on about how they are "italians" or "irish" and talk about how the great success of their city is their shitty pizza
     
  18. Mack

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    :hat:
     
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    according to howard only the good doctors live in new york
     
  20. MatthewT

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    free gold for the pickin's caused a mad dash to California in 1849; maybe the pussies stayed home :dontknow: