I have a tummy ache, throwing up black stuff/blood...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Feb 22, 2014.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Maybe I should go out drinking :facepalm:
     
  2. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    You're going to die. Have fun tonight.
     
  3. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence VIP

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    what did you eat the entire wheel-of-cheese?
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Wife and kids are gone. I'm going out for sure.
     
  5. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    You have the ebola virus. You're gonna die. God bless.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    You shoulda been out hours ago.
     
  7. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Eat a lot of wings. And beam shots.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Call 911 immediately. :c
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    make sure your friends don't post pics on FB
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Sounds like a recipie for success. I'm sure I'll feel fine tomorrow.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    All I'm saying is I go out when the wife and kids are home. When they leave I enjoy the silence.
     
  12. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You are a good man :lo5:
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Sounds like someone understands :jj:
     
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    Best dying man's last thread EVA:cheer:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is good. You're getting out the bad stuff.

    You should be good to go once you start dry heaving, then you'll know that you got it all out.

    :c
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    [video=youtube;H3eUL_2jL-I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3eUL_2jL-I[/video]
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Obsessed :facepalm:
     
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    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Microwave repair sickness...I saw it on 60 Minutes.
     
  19. wetback

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    Going out tonight shitty?
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Going out tonight shitty?