I have absolutely zero interest in hunting

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Firstly, I love camping and the outdoors. But these nigs seem to always need to go hunting when the weather is just atrocious. My coworker is telling me about how he and his family went to Eastern Oregon to go elk hunting this weekend and it was 38 degrees and dumping rain the whole time. That sounds positively abysmal.

    Secondly, I like animals and when he tells me about how he shot this deer and it's bone was sticking out of it's shoulder and it was desperately struggling to get away before they finished it off, I'm all like :tears:

    So in short, hunters are faggots
     
  2. nazdrowie

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    38 degrees?? holy shit thats like 100 Fahrenheit
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm positive the ground up cow in your fuddruckers burger led a better life than that elk.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    OMG I could one shot that faggot deer
     
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    Hunting brings you closer to yourself.
     
  7. gilaet

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    :tears:
     
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    You're thinking of masturbation.
     
  9. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    never UNDERSTOOD THE APPEAL OF HUNTING
     
  10. Vyb

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    Fish fear me.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    I hunt trouser trout.

    Wait.

    My OWN trouser trout.

    Hmmm
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Calm down
     
  13. Maschine Zeit

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    only barbarians go hunting.
     
  14. gilaet

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    [video=youtube;7m7njvwB-Ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks[/video]
     
  15. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    People who complain about hunters are serious faggots. No offense Chriza.
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Well it's hard to argue with a well thought out and verbose statement such as that
     
  17. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    HA HA HA!!!! Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing, Chriza.
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    My friend dragged me to go watch him dove hunt. Never again. Birds flopping around injured :(
     
  19. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    No shit. The fool is talking with his mouth full feed lot beef.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm not complaining about hunters, I'm saying that sitting outside getting poured on in near freezing temperatures all for the pleasure of blowing an innocent animal's face off does not appeal to me :no: