I have an embarrassing confession to make.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Nov 2, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I got horny watching "Golden Girls" this morning, and raped my PP.

    To be clear: the old chicks didn't turn me on. It was listening to them bitch about not getting dick anymore in life, so I turned and looked at PP, who was sound asleep, and figured "better take it while I can still get it".

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I find this highly disgusting
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm a little ashamed myself.
     
  4. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    What's a PP?
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    It's where I pee from
     
  6. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    Uh huh... Sounds like you have a Betty white fetish. :ucoffee:
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    PP = penis provider

    Makes me feel like a stupid teenager referring to him as my boyfriend, and realistically that's his main role in my life. :dontknow:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Sophia looks like a spinner.......... :c
     
  9. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    oh, :dontknow: big deal. Glad you gave a bf. :)
     
  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    CocO-Ricaux !!!!
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have no idea what this means.

    Sounds fancy though.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that old hoar got me hard once. blanche? the rue mcclanahan character.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    They always portray her as a "sexy" role model...........but truthfully.....she's got one of those flat faces that looks like she's run into too many parked cars, to pull it off correctly.

    To each their own, though.
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it wasn't her looks that got me horned up. it was her slutty hoar talk.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hear you. It was her character lamenting about not getting men or having dates or getting laid anymore that riled me up this morning. :lo5:
     
  17. HeinousMark

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    No offense, beautiful and sizzling Slippy, but I think this is what you really meant....:c

     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You smoothed that over with such style and grace Mark, that I kinda want to hug you, despite the insult! A man with less prowess would have gotten a tongue lashing.

    Well played, my friend.
     
  19. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Did you sing the theme song while riding him out?
     
  20. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I'll bet he slept through the whole thing