I have an erector cock. Do you?

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I thought you people don't need one of those :dontknow:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I lol'd
     
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    Nothing that two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band can't cure
     
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    Sounds like the voice of experience.







    Don't forget the rubber band around the base to hold the blood in :facepalm:
     
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    We used 2x4s and bungee cords
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I can't imagine a guy would have trouble maintaining wood with you around. :rolleyes:
     
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    Incorporating noise-cancelling headphones into foreplay to block out my endless chattering is helpful as well
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed Gold

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    We really should meet- I have another place to put your mouth where you can move it all you want and it won't bother me in the least.
     
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    Awesome; when did you buy Siberia?
     
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