I have an idear

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Apr 16, 2014.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    ...what if we were to allow a singular Clutch from the Clutch Hive Mind back here at Dawg's? Say let "Heart Attack Clutch" back in but ban the Wegrist Clutch, William F. Buckley Clutch, Anxiety Clutch, Cancer Clutch and Medieval Clutch. Would that work?
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    No. Clutch is Clutch. Changing the face of a persona doesn't change the man himself. He's a faggot and there's no cure.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like William F. Buckley Clutch.
     
  4. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I like Heart Attack Clutch. The Clutch personality matrix is vast....
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Tha Kid :cheer:
     
  6. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    Clutch will die soon anyway
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    The problem with letting a Clutch persona back is that he won't stay in character, and before you know it, he'll revert to another of his schticks and then another and so on....
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :bigcry:
     
  9. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    let Clutch back.

    what did he do anyway?
     
  10. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    Was he gonna use his pecker as a microphone? :backlol:
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :bigcry:
     
  12. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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  13. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    where the fuck is my special greeting, Goat? :mad:
     
  15. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    He's distraught. Chill out, brah. :cool:
     
  16. Slippy

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    The Banned Clutch is my ultimate favorite.
     
  17. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yeah, cause now you can get away with not paying him back
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I like invisible clutch.
     
  19. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

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    I quit my job blowin' leaves

    telephone bills up my sleeves
     
  20. Dirty South

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    English Gentleman Clutch FTW :grad: