i have an itchy butthole today

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Did you get Mlaw-ed by MLK cock?
     
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    Try wiping better.
     
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    And take a regular shower. Not an Irish shower.
     
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    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    Itch it with a hair brush, feels so good.
     
  7. Shivvy

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    I'm an excellent wiper
     
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    I noticed you didn't reply to my shower comment. :hhh:
     
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    Use a fork to scratch
     
  10. Shivvy

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    i shower every morning :pie:
     
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    Lol.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    If you have an IB you need to do a RW.
     
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    ..............................:lol:
     
  15. Shivvy

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    huh
     
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    IB = Itchy Bunghole

    RW = Re-Wipe

    IB + RW = :)
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    youre like a physicist
     
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    nfbuckeye bloody, but unbowed. VIP

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    Ringworm?
     
  20. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    must be splinters.