I have been drinking to excess

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  1. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    And I quit smoking seven days ago. I would either like to smoke a cigarette now, or kill someone. Any suggestions? Thanks. :hat:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Kill me. Take my smokes.
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    This sounds reasonable.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Nic gum for 9 years.

    NOINE. Years. :facepalm:
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    newb
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I could arrange an Iowa lesbian excursion with a petite brunette with great tits to get your mind off of things. :hhh:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I should probably start back on the smokes to get off the gum.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :up: Your nicotine addiction won't know what hit it. :punch:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Or a blaek. :giggle:
     
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    Smoke weed.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ya lost me there Vyb. :dontknow:
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Ive never been a big smoker, but I like one before and after work. Ive been using those mini nic lozenges all week. They are like tic tacs but give you a buz. :cheer: Regardless, I have not used any of those lozenges today, and I have drank more margaritas than my body should have allowed. I cant stop thinking about the two packs in my freezer. I hate to be a waster.
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Oh hush you.
     
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    Inside joke.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I miss cigs the most when I drink. The gum is a poor substitute during such times.
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Please tell your wife I say hello. :wub:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I will. No doubt.

    Remember this one? Hahahahaha!

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    She looks so happy.
     
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    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    Oh yes, how is Bea doing?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She is. Not my wife though Bo. Hockey and Real moreso will appreciate it.