I have been sick the past few days, so I have made sure to cough on every door knob.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Fuck this shit. If I have to be sick, everyone else can be sick too.


    Shut it the fuck down.

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  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Dick move bro.
     
  3. ice cream

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    don't touch them :owned:
     
  4. Orgy Pants

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    you cant spread old.
     
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    So you are gonna get other people sick and then when you get well you will get sick again from them.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    I was wondering the other day why I should wash my hands after I piss... I mean, my dick is definitely cleaner than my hands that have been touching keyboards and doorknobs and refrigerator handles... by the time I go to take a morning piss at the office my hands are a damn petri dish.

    If anything I should be washing my hands before I whip it out to take a leak and get my poor dick all dirty for the rest of the day.

    Thank you.
     
  8. ice cream

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    couldn't agree more plus i usually don't touch it while peeing
     
  9. Maschine Zeit

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    Dave is an angry old man.
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :hmmm: that's def a rocket scientist thought
     
  11. Avery

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    What other kinds of knobs have you been coughing on? :gayhand:
     
  12. Phan Neepack

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    I hope you've been able to wash your bouffant hairdo ...unkempt old-people hair can be very unsightly
     
  13. Teeney

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    I have the sniffles waahhhhh
     
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    I hope Dave makes it out of this sickness. :ohnoes:
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Gay
     
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    :madsex:
     
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    Die Old Man! :yay:
     
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    Touch my dick hand.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Fuck off Teeney.
     
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    As usual dave takes a beating