I have coworker who...

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    when he takes a sip of his water bottle, he lets out a huge "...aaaaaAAhhHHHH" sound afterwards.

    He whistles really loud all the time.

    When he walks in the room, he is snapping both his fingers like someone walking on to a dance floor.

    At certain times throughout the day, like when he's dealing with a client, he suddenly raises his voice so loud that the the rest of us can hear his pearls of wisdom from across the room, projecting to where he thinks we're thinking, "Wow, did you hear that? This guy really knows his stuff".

    The entire office mocks him behind his back and always avoids him at company events and even lunch.

    Sad, really... in many different ways.

    unrelated, but how great would it be to eat out a chick like this in this position?[​IMG]
     
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    Every office has that guy.

    Sorry, dude.
     
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    Have you considered poisoning him?
     
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    I am so glad that I don't work in an office. I can tell I'd be a horrible person who would get pipe bombs in the mail.
     
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    This merry gent is at your Quebec office ?

    Btw , sweet foto !
     
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    I used to office in a cube farm. People would get on conference calls and use their speaker phones. The noise was ridiculous. It often interrupted my sleep, I mean, thought process.
     
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    You talking about Obama?
     
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    Fuck work
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    My sister is incorporating the phrase, "hashtag priorities" into conversation. It's so awful.
     
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    Getting a backrub right now from a Magic the Gathering dork who's on the No-Fly list

    #Priorities
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He's 5'7" in dress shoes, too. He's a small man.
     
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    What does she even mean by that?
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    "In the deep woods, helping my BF destroy some incriminating documents"

    #Priorities
     
  15. Lucky Pierre

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    About a year ago, I tried talking to him about his whistling. It didn't go well. He got very defensive and was passive aggressive for a month afterwards.
     
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    do like I do....work from home
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It means she's speaking in Twitter language. She's saying whatever is important to her and then finalizing the sentence with "hashtag priorities."
     
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    She sounds annoying.
     
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    Oh yeah.
     
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