when he takes a sip of his water bottle, he lets out a huge "...aaaaaAAhhHHHH" sound afterwards. He whistles really loud all the time. When he walks in the room, he is snapping both his fingers like someone walking on to a dance floor. At certain times throughout the day, like when he's dealing with a client, he suddenly raises his voice so loud that the the rest of us can hear his pearls of wisdom from across the room, projecting to where he thinks we're thinking, "Wow, did you hear that? This guy really knows his stuff". The entire office mocks him behind his back and always avoids him at company events and even lunch. Sad, really... in many different ways. Spoiler unrelated, but how great would it be to eat out a chick like this in this position?