I have fucking hiccups

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Fuck you, you cunts.
     
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    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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    Eat a teaspoon of sugar while holding your breath and popping a paper bag while standing on your head.
     
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    Stop stuffing cock down yer throat
     
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    u in your underwear/?
     
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    fixed
     
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    Put a plastic bag over your head. Wait 15-20 minutes
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I solved the problem by passing out. Just woke up and I'm still drunk. :pctired:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Everyone got drunk last night except me.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    You should see the posts on my Facebook page this morning. Everyone was posting bad songs and one word posts like "TACOS!"
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  13. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    You're supposed to be a role model. :fil:
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Has you seen his face? He is not modeling anything.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Wow, that sounds so wild and crazy. :nojj:
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    During the week, I'm a paragon of virtue.



    Okay, during the day. :right:
     
  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Nope. Never.

    Now stop bragging. :fil:
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Just like those awesome crab dip recipes your wife posts!
     
  19. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Oh by the way, next time you get the hiccups, light a match and immediately drop it into a glass of water. Then chug the glass of water while trying to avoid swallowing the match. Has something to do with the sulfur I think.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    She's never made crap dip, you whore. :fil: