I have handstands

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Dad of the year :giggle:
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Hey guys, real quick, I want to tell you my progress in skyrim but I'm too lazy to type it all out. I was in solstien for a bunch.

    found a room with a fuck ton of gold mounds.

    i rode a dragon which seemed like a waste of time because you can't control it.

    I have a cool scimitar that drains strength. I have to improve my smithing skill so I can enhance enchanted weapons.
     
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    Is this the Drezzer Thread? :hole:
     
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    Very good, a succulent chinese meal. Can I please call you Bob?
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Oh sure.
     
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    what a hunk of shit this was



    you should feel bad
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    Can i fuck your face?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm going to eat Whataburger now.
     
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    Please send my love to A Succulent Chinese Meal.

    :hat:
     
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    Any good Matt Dillon stories?
     
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    @RH Goatcabin sends his love. :hat:
     
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    I have some jack stands.
     
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    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Please tell him there are tons of women in Montana, but none of them will ever want to even get to know him as a friend or even as someone they would casually nod to while out walking in the neighborhood.
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

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    That's not a very nice thing to say.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I never postured myself as a three piece suit type.