I have jerked off in many places

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    to many things
     
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    The Dixie cup sales department thanks you.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Their stock is up that is for sure
     
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    Friend Neckfat. :up:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    DCM
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I jacked off in the dressing room a Burlington Coat Factory when I was a young negro.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    where did you blow?
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I think I just jizzed on the floor.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    When you're 13 and you gotta jack you gotta jack. :dontknow:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    Please change the av
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I made out with some random drunk white chick at the Sharks game on Sunday. She's was very thin and beautiful.
     
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    cocksucker
     
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    In the ER?
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    nasty nasty
     
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    17 or 18..jerked off on the roof ..the nighttime sky..
    just so romantic
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Mike, you okay? How was the ER visit? What did the docs say?