I have made an important scientific discovery

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ilovebacon, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. ilovebacon

    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    If you listen to the show at 1.5x speed, Ritchie actually sounds like a normal human being, and not a slow-ass dullard. :grad:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Why can't he get addicted to coke already
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    He may be immune to stimulants- he already drinks gallons of caffeinated Coke Zero every night... anybody else would be bouncing off the walls. :dontknow:
     
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    Give him an 8 ball and tell him to find a Burger King to crash into.
     
  5. John

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    This is scientifically accurate. While conducting a series of tests on this I made another important scientific discovery, band performances end faster when playing at 1.5x speed. :grad: