I have My Tickets to AGT St. Louis Taping-Time to Goof on The Castrated One

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  1. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    I and 3 buddies are going...

    During Breaks, we need assistance for obnoxious shout-outs...Some of my Choices:

    *Howard's Been Castrated...

    *Why is Robin So Fat?

    *Where is Mrs. Ed???

    *Someone Lost two Balls, where are they?

    Others...Please submit suggestions...
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    I have two sets of tickets...real ones and goof ones...

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  2. Robert Higgins

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    "Straighten your wig Howard!"
     
  3. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    Nice...:jj:

    oh yes another one... "You can't handle the Teeth"
     
  4. Wigless

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    "Would anyone like a nacho?"
     
  5. Big Biscuit

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    You need a shout out with an equestrian theme, but I can't think of a good one now. In reality, won't you get "exited" when those comments start. Remember KOA does not like to get goofed on.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

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    "Is it true one of your daughters is a card carrying, muff munching lesbian?"
     
  7. BIGtony

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    You're going to get kicked out immediately. It's not a hockey game :facepalm:
     
  8. FSFN

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    "NSAL is a scam charity!" have your camera phone out filming it if you scream anything, your gonna get kicked out anyways might as well film it so we can all see it on you tube.
     
  9. illini fan

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    First of all, the shout out will all be during breaks...not actual taping... during breaks, there will be shout outs from a lots of people...most will be ass-kissing shoutouts...Second, if one of us gets kicked out..there's three of us left to clean-up...and we will all having recording devices (I know..they're not allowed during taping...but you can sneak them in)....


    but you're right..if the comments are considered too annoying/obscene they will probably get us booted..As such, I need shout-outs that will be cryptic...Suggestions????
     
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  10. McButterPants

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    Try to get a chant going like at a sporting event.

    "Howard wears a wig"

    You start off first, chanting it for about 20 seconds...then your 2nd buddy joins in for about 20 seconds....then your 3rd buddy joins in....and hopefully the rest of the crowd joins in. :)
    Have fun.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    "When are Kathie Lee and Imus coming to stay at your house for the weekend?"
     
  12. Morrisb

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    Riiiight. Tape it to prove it. :cool: Then share with the board.
     
  13. Ruffypup

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    Show your TEETH! Show your TEETH!
     
  14. illini fan

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    I need to be a little more cryptic Ruffy...something like..."where is Pia Zadora ?".....

    or..."we love you Howard"....and someone chimes in ..." and your teeth"

    ;)
     
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    No, the opposite is true -- don't be subtle, you'll just get kicked out anyway, he'll be able to ignore it, and no one around will get the joke

    "Howard wears a wig"

    "Howard, we pay for Sirius"

    "Howard, you're a hypocrite"

    "Beth Stern has a horse face"

    "Howard sucks at photography"

    "NSAL is a scam charity"
     
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    How about....Howard, are you still riding that expensive horse you bought awhile back? Cryptic enough that AGT fans won't know what the hell you are talking about, but Howard would understand.
     
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    BETH-O HORSE FACE clap clap clapclapclap BETH-O HORSE FACE clap clap clapclapclap BETH-O HORSE FACE clap clap clapclapclap
     
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    I can't believe anyone would go to any of these
     
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    You need to try and sneak in a Ronco Pocket Fisherman so you can cast for Howard's wig.

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