I have nightmares where I can't dial 911 on my smart phone.

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  1. Bro

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    It's a recurring dream. I'm in a situation where I have to use my smartphone to call for help. It's not necessarily 911. It can be anyone I'm trying to call to help me.

    The other day I noticed while trying to dial a number on my smartphone that I kept hitting the wrong numbers. :facepalm:

    Why is my phone giving me nightmares?

    As if I don't have enough problems.
     
  2. FatKidSullivan

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    You are a mess.
     
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    I've had problems too. Sometimes 911 puts me on hold. :facepalm:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I think it means someone has failed you before during your time of need.
     
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    You need more sodium and saturated fat in your diet. :grad:
     
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    Fat fingers. :hhh:
     
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    see? this is what happens when you graze instead of eat. you need red meat.
     
  8. Bro

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    My dreams are telling me that smartphones suck.
     
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    nobody is telling you to eat the smartphone.
     
  10. Bro

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    I miss the rotary phone. You knew what number you were putting in back then.
     
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    Stop eating your smartphones.
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    You need to smoke better weed. :grad:
     
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    you need to eat real foods: a steak for a start, with a big baked potato, sour cream & chives.
     
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    Sodiums.
     
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    I do eat steak and potato. I just don't gorge myself on it.
     
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    No sour cream though.
     
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    You have to watch those.
     
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    I never got titty pics on a rotary phone.
     
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    Rotary phone app.:idea::cash::evil:
     
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    I had a 12 oz filet on Saturday

    With a big loaded baked potatoe*