I Have No Game

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by YouveSaidItAll, Jan 29, 2016.

  1. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    Since this place has turned into a free for all.....
    I need advice. I'm in my very early 40's, but have zero game with the ladies. I have a dry, sarcastic, semi-intelligent sense of humor which gets me in the door sometimes, but I need a more mainstream approach. Help. Oh, and because it rules, and my post reminded me of it....Uncle Ted.
     
  2. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    11,191
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    9,749
    Likes Received:
    16,810
    If you have zero game you're screwed. Simple as that.
     
  3. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

    Reputations:
    186
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2014
    Messages:
    872
    Likes Received:
    2,185
    Can you maintain eye contact? Kinda important with your sense of humor.
     
  4. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

    Reputations:
    11,966
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    10,739
    Likes Received:
    15,080
    You're a good poster though.. Might get you some shed punani
     
  5. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,387
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    3,779
    Likes Received:
    9,546
    [​IMG]
     
    scoobyla and GLguygardner like this.
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

    Reputations:
    29,237
    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2010
    Messages:
    50,930
    Likes Received:
    53,407
    Be yourself and try a scarf. Bitches love scarves.
     
  7. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

    Reputations:
    11,966
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    10,739
    Likes Received:
    15,080
    If it makes you feel any better I just tapped the wife doggy
     
    SouthernListen, scoobyla, Tim and 3 others like this.
  8. tHISisKiSSeL

    tHISisKiSSeL ♡❂❁❀♡ Gold

    Reputations:
    80,912
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    9,010
    Likes Received:
    7,913
    Practice on fatties.
     
  9. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    I mean, I got something, but it aint exactly on point.
     
    Summer likes this.
  10. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    Of course. I'm not some freak.
     
    Summer likes this.
  11. Rescued Owl

    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    23,386
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    10,065
    Likes Received:
    30,337
    Go to the bar about an hour before closing time and pick up some sloppy pigs.
    Bring a little coke with you.
    They won't give a shit about your sense of humor.
     
  12. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    I don't really need practice, and the fat broads aren't for me. I can deal with sturdy.
     
  13. regult

    regult 4 Goals...

    Reputations:
    186
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2014
    Messages:
    872
    Likes Received:
    2,185
    Well being 40 and asking how to get girls tells me otherwise, homeslice.

    Was just an observation that I made from a few friends of mine who have the same type of humor, yet can't maintain eye contact when they're joking. Makes the jokes come off hella creepy and stale.

    And before you get it twisted, I'm just messin' with ya.
     
  14. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    Apparently. I may need a voice deepener and some big sloppy teeth to fumble over too.
     
    GloriaGrace, Fatass, Tracy and 2 others like this.
  15. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    Hey ladies....from some DS deduction, I'm about 25 minutes max from Gary Puppet if you're interested. Fuck you.
     
    Summer likes this.
  16. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

    Reputations:
    1,047,899
    Joined:
    May 12, 2013
    Messages:
    37,181
    Likes Received:
    82,596
    Hmmm. Well all I know is my personal experience with you in threads. You've scolded me a few times. I'd stop doing that with girls IRL if you want to get and keep them interested. :)
     
    Tracy, Turkeyneck, CCMaguire and 4 others like this.
  17. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    I get it, holmes.
     
    regult likes this.
  18. YouveSaidItAll

    YouveSaidItAll Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    1,208
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    1,703
    Likes Received:
    1,681
    I scold because I think you're foxy
     
  19. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Reputations:
    185,292
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    38,102
    Likes Received:
    75,633
  20. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    13,059
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    6,628
    Likes Received:
    12,647
    What about physically, are you jacked or do you have a FUDA?

    IMHO, guys dont do some of the basics which would help them immensely. Make the most of that which is in your direct control.

    Get into excellent shape if youre not already. Lose the gut (if you have one), get jacked.

    This will help you tremendously, even if you need to work on your approach.
     
    SalsMasterShake and Summer like this.