I have not shaved in 2 weeks

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  1. DrSublux

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    I have grown goatees in the past, but never a full blown bush beard.

    Do I now use shampoo to keep the face pubes clean? srs

    or just soap and water.

    I feel a pimple coming on.
     
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    Stop sitting on your wallet and buy yourself a beard face wash, fucking hillbilly.
     
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    they make those? you whore
     
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    the fuck is balm

    can I jerk off with it
     
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    i do that like once a year. usually in October. but i forgot this year
     
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    How hard is it to just hit it with shampoo whilst doing your melon in the shower? JFC!!!!!















    I gotta shave for the 1st time in two weeks as I head back to work tomorrow. :bigcry:
     
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    Man, your balls are gonna itch.
     
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    fuck off copper :mad:
     
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    I don`t know why but i`m picturing you as one of those `pube beard` guys, like the thin strangly curly shit that somehow appeared on your double chin rather than your scrotum.
     
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    Work is the cause of all of my ball itching.
     
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    You shouldn't put shampoo on your face. It's totally different skin than the shit on your head.
    This looks like fun.

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    Fakey doctor. :pissed:
     
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    :cmon:
     
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    @dinkus mayhem is our resident expert on faggot beard grooming products. He can help.
     
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    I would lube you up with this :jerk:
     
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    Hipster marketing. :fil:

    If my taint feels fine after using diesel fuel to freshen then head shampoo is fine on my chin.
     
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