I have people coming over in 45 minutes for brunch and I have wretched farts

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What do?

    :fart: :puke:

    Sorry for the 2mootzboobs thread, but it's actual factual.
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    epic thread dude. Really mature.
     
  3. Chriza

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    Poopy bum bum, stupidhead.
     
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    Yeah, but I'm cooking and cleaning and there's no time for that. Thanks, though. I have... pepto-bismol and maybe some immodium.
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Take a shit. :shit:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You realize you can buy things ahead of time in case you need them in an emergency, right?
     
  8. gilaet

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    Serve Indian food.
     
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    blame the dog
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What did you eat to cause the farts?
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I'm cleaned right out!
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    On the way home from a bar, I bought a protein bar and a small bag of cheetos. Prolly this.
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    You eat lunch kind of late Gary, what time is it over in Norway?
     
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    The inulin fiber in some of those bars causes rank explosions.
     
  16. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Hold on.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Those Fiber One bars are fucking epic for that.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Well I DO NOW. :bigcry:
     
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    I wonder how they do that. All you could eat is that bar, no Cheetos at all, and you would stink like raw sewage.
     
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    KOC cracks me up :jj: