I have returned triumphant from my trip to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I now have my sweat pants pulled up to just under my armpits and am slamming any sort of carbonated beverage to find relief from the horror. Hold me.

    :facepalm:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    ...I felt a 2nd chin growing as I dined...
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you are alone in this world forever tho, so who cares.
     
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  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    fattening up for the big date? :ublob:
     
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    Fret not, for the runs will soon take their icy grip on your sphincter, and all will be right with the world
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Goat, son of Bloat, so fat he would sink a boat....
     
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    Where are the pics, Animalgod?
     
  10. Gomez

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    those chinese people make good chinese food
     
  11. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    these bi-monthly trips are killing you, son. switch to quarterly visits, you and your intestines will thank me later. :hat:
     
  13. Jay

    Jay New Member

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    Bad move.. Best Chinese food I've ever tasted was in Beijng China.
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    outgrew his coat,
    massages my scrote
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Buttercup! :madsex:

    :bigcry:

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    Are we still locked in mortal combat?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    ^This
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    You're gonna be hungry in an hour
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :asian:
     
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    Describe the courses. Use your indigestion to remind you.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Triple Delight: Squid, Shrimp and Crab sauteed in the arterial plaque of deceased buffet victims.

    BBQ Chicken on a Stick: I nearly lodge it in my esophagus every time I partake.

    Vegetable Fried Rice: :asian:

    Egg Roll: God knows what was in it.

    Asparagus: I was too busy gorging on delicacies with their own atomic number on the periodic table of elements to eat anything remotely healthy. I may have had one spear.

    Crab Rangoon: Soylent Green is people!