I have returned triumphant from my trip to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    I now have my sweat pants pulled up to just under my armpits and am slamming any sort of carbonated beverage to find relief from the horror. Hold me.

    :facepalm:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    ...I felt a 2nd chin growing as I dined...
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you are alone in this world forever tho, so who cares.
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    fattening up for the big date? :ublob:
     
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    Fret not, for the runs will soon take their icy grip on your sphincter, and all will be right with the world
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Goat, son of Bloat, so fat he would sink a boat....
     
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    Where are the pics, Animalgod?
     
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    those chinese people make good chinese food
     
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    banksy bleephole nothingburger VIP

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  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    these bi-monthly trips are killing you, son. switch to quarterly visits, you and your intestines will thank me later. :hat:
     
  13. Jay

    Jay New Member

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    Bad move.. Best Chinese food I've ever tasted was in Beijng China.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    outgrew his coat,
    massages my scrote
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Buttercup! :madsex:

    :bigcry:

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    Are we still locked in mortal combat?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    ^This
     
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    Capn Crud How are ya!! VIP Gold

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    You're gonna be hungry in an hour
     
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    :asian:
     
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    Describe the courses. Use your indigestion to remind you.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Message Board Ebola VIP

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    Triple Delight: Squid, Shrimp and Crab sauteed in the arterial plaque of deceased buffet victims.

    BBQ Chicken on a Stick: I nearly lodge it in my esophagus every time I partake.

    Vegetable Fried Rice: :asian:

    Egg Roll: God knows what was in it.

    Asparagus: I was too busy gorging on delicacies with their own atomic number on the periodic table of elements to eat anything remotely healthy. I may have had one spear.

    Crab Rangoon: Soylent Green is people!