I have some awesome salsa but no chips :(

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Maybe I should kill myself



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    Greatest news evah
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    OMG OMG that is the best "canned salsa" you can get. The best. But for fresh, just go to winco and get the shit the mexicans make. It's in the cooler by the microwave burritos and cheese.
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    And you need a bag of Juanitas.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Get your surgery pics out of the food thread missy. They have no business here.
     
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    I'm at Applebee's
     
  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Decided to switch it up huh Rob? Damn you're adventurous. Maybe this time you can make chrizas name out of mozzarella sticks.
     
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    maybe i will
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Got any burritos?
     
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    toenail clippings are an adequate substitute for chips
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    You will need a double order.
     
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    Would he spell "Chriza" or "baldy?" :nutz:
     
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    I suppose baldy would be easier, what with the l and the y. Chriza would look all mangled.
     
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    :sad:im so hungry.....
     
  17. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I saw the diet thread. :buffet:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm in that contest too

    I've eaten less than 600 calories today AND I'm about to jog
     
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    Good job I went hiking in the metroparks today
     
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    I am working on getting completely shit faced.