I have something weird to admit.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 6, 2013.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #1
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    Itzz Wednesday?
     
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  3. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    They keep off mosquitoes
     
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  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Stompin' Tom Connors is dead :bigcry:

    [video=youtube;wmimLBSTEUw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmimLBSTEUw[/video]
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #4
  5. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The straps on your bra dont work and you need sticky tits to keep it on.
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #5
  6. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    your new PP finds the smell erotic?
     
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  7. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Feels good?
     
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  8. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :umunch:
     
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  9. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    You are trying to date younger men?
     
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  10. Markijuano

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    Kids acting up again
     
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  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    to keep someone from eating them?
     
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  12. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    I don't want the Loony....can I have the boobed up Gummi bears? :jerk:
     
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  13. sstressed

    sstressed Well-Known Member VIP

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    did you use it to pick lint off your body cuz you were rolling around in whatever has lint on it and gummies are sticky?

    if not, would you? :c
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #13
  14. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    ^This.

    The little buggers pissed her off, and she's quietly getting back at them...
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #14
  15. sstressed

    sstressed Well-Known Member VIP

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    oh shit. that's evil. :rofl:
     
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  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #16
  17. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I don't know why you did it and don't care. I furiously masturbated to the image and that's all that matters. :toptip:
     
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  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    No.

    Yes.
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #18
  19. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Guess #2: You have a ton of blackheads surrounding your little nips and gummy bears have a similay tackiness to that of deep cleansing pore strip?
     
    Mar 6, 2013 #19
  20. sstressed

    sstressed Well-Known Member VIP

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    too funny. :jj:
     
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