Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Jun 11, 2012.
get the stitches wet.
Oh, I can't beat off either.
They still crucify in TX?
Did you whistle at a white woman or sumpin?
Looks like no jerking off for you. Apple pies just went up a dollar in Texas.
They are in perfect position for Stigmata.
Or as I like to call them, apple Cream pies.
What the fuck did you do?
WTF did you do to yourself, Gwartney? Jeez, no beating off- that's gotta suck! Guess there's always the ETM way...
Stitches in both hands? What good are you?
They shoot race horses for one bum limb.
Fucker is probably typing with a straw in his mouth.
Some kind of tendinitis called trigger finger. They had to go in on four fingers and cut some of the sheath so the tendons could move. I was losing the ability to move the fingers. Stupidly, I had both hands done at once so I wouldn't have to go in twice.
Jesus, dude. I'm sorry. You must have really been jerkin' the gerkin'.
Are you at least able to wipe your own ass? I had carpal tunnel done on both hands and felt like scooting my ass along on the grass to clean up.
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I bet you can not wipe your ass either
Yeah, I've figured it out pretty well. I had carpal tunnel a couple of years ago too. I wish I'd just jacked off a couple fewer times.
You didn't go to the Michael Brown center of non-invasive, stripper marrying, coke blowing, humanitarian award throwing hand clinic?
I didn't say it was a fucking bullet wound. What'd you expect?