I have stitches in the palms of both hands. I'm going crazy because I can't

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    get the stitches wet.





















    Oh, I can't beat off either.
     
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    They still crucify in TX?
     
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    Did you whistle at a white woman or sumpin?
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Looks like no jerking off for you. Apple pies just went up a dollar in Texas.
     
  5. gwartney

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    They are in perfect position for Stigmata.
     
  6. gwartney

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    Or as I like to call them, apple Cream pies.
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    What the fuck did you do?
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    WTF did you do to yourself, Gwartney? Jeez, no beating off- that's gotta suck! Guess there's always the ETM way...
     
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    pics please
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Stitches in both hands? What good are you?

    They shoot race horses for one bum limb.
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Fucker is probably typing with a straw in his mouth. :cmon:
     
  12. gwartney

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    Some kind of tendinitis called trigger finger. They had to go in on four fingers and cut some of the sheath so the tendons could move. I was losing the ability to move the fingers. Stupidly, I had both hands done at once so I wouldn't have to go in twice.
     
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    Jesus, dude. I'm sorry. You must have really been jerkin' the gerkin'. :console:
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Are you at least able to wipe your own ass? I had carpal tunnel done on both hands and felt like scooting my ass along on the grass to clean up.
     
  15. gwartney

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    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    I bet you can not wipe your ass either
     
  17. gwartney

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    Yeah, I've figured it out pretty well. I had carpal tunnel a couple of years ago too. I wish I'd just jacked off a couple fewer times.
     
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    You didn't go to the Michael Brown center of non-invasive, stripper marrying, coke blowing, humanitarian award throwing hand clinic?

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  20. gwartney

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    I didn't say it was a fucking bullet wound. What'd you expect?