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What is the best Indiana Jones movie?

  1. Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    26.8%
  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And it's so simple, yet I've been struggling with it for a year now without a clear answer

    What is the best Indiana Jones movie?

    Now I think we can all agree that it's not Crystal Skull. And I think most rational people would agree that even if you like Temple of Doom, it's probably the weakest of the original trilogy. So it comes down to Raiders and Crusade. And that's where I'm stuck.



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    I went down the list very clinically, which movie has the best opening scene? Best climax? Best love interest? Best villains?

    I went down the list and was surprised to find that Raiders swept it. It wins in every category.


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    However, Crusade has an ace in the hole, and that is Sean Connery as Indy's dad. Every scene with them is fucking fantastic.


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    The other criteria I use to judge things like this is "it's Sunday afternoon. You're chilling at home flipping through channels. Both these movies are on. Which one do you watch?"

    Again, I'm not sure. My BFF says Last Crusade, hands down, no contest.


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    Ur BFF is dum
     
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    Where is the crystal skull option? :fil:
     
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    I don't know about that. You COULD make the argument that Crusade is slightly more "fun"


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    Indiana Jones and The Starkiller Base

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    BTW, fuck those people who call it "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark"
    Its called Raiders :fil:
     
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    Raiders

    /discussion
     
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    Raiders
    Crusade
    Temple




    Skull
     
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    Agreed


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    BTW part deux...
    Heston did it first!

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    I am not falling for this shit again :facepalm:


    Now I am going to go look at titties in the adult forum @DarkFriday thread
     
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    Excuse me. Actually it's...

    Raiders
    Crusade
    Temple


    The next one







    Skull
     
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    Raiders of the Lost Arc.