I have the wierdest stripper story....

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    but I can't say too much. :jj:

    basically, this girl at the strip club (her boyfriend is in jail at the moment) confided in me that she was more or less raped this past weekend but she can't report it because she doesn't want her boyfriend (who...did I happen to mention is in JAIL) to find out.
    She says some "customer" from the bar took her out to lunch and she basically blacked out and woke up the next morning with her hair and makeup all fucked up and bottles of liquor were all strewn about her apartment.

    The strangest part about this is that after she told me all this fucked-up shit, she said she had a dream about me the night before. :cheer:

    Question is.........should I hit dis? :scratch:

    What if she is preggo from the other dude?
     
  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    This sounds like a boatload of trouble.


    Fuck her anyway.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Of course you should...
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...pee on her afterwards
     
  5. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Her "boyfriend" is in jail for check fraud. It's not like he's gonna kick my ass.
    I personally think he's half-fag cause he always wanted me to go drinking with him while she was working.
     
  6. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    Do you work at a strip club?
     
  7. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I told her she should go to the cops but she says she has the guys cell phone and is holding it for ransom.

    this is some fucked up shit!
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Doezz she have any hot friends?
     
  9. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Run.
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    are you the guy that got a blowjob from a quadruple amputee?
     
  11. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I did tonight.
     
  12. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    :wtf:
     
  13. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I wish!
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Run from this woman and her bag full of issues. Why in the hell would you want to stick your dick in that?
     
  15. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    It's warm? :dontknow:
     
  16. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    spit in your hand and close your eyes. :)
    seriously I wouldn't mess with that. Doesn't sound worth the trouble.
    Could all be a scam. Then again, you could be making all this shit up. :right:
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This.
     
  18. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Warm up your flesh light. :hump:
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah you gotta hit it and quit it.
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    you guys give each other the worst advice. :facepalm: