I have the worst luck with black customer service reps

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I know that sounds bad, but it's true.

    I cringe when I finally get off hold.... please continue to hold, your call will be answered by the next representative and I hear that "black voice" say, "Can I help you?"

    98 times out of 100 they either don't get it right, take too long to sort things out or otherwise create an unsatisfactory experience. If you have to resolve a complicated issue of some sort, just hang up and call back. Trust me on this.

    In 2013, it's time for this crap to end. :mad:
     
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  2. MatthewT

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    oh no you did'n't
     
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    Talk to the hand up
     
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    OR, they're unable to speak any language but Ebonics...And, then get pissy with you because you can only understand about 20% of what they're saying...Anytime I call somewhere and get a "ghetto" type blaek, I don't even bother with them.. I immediately hang up and call back to speak with someone else
     
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    [video=youtube;ymCoiZS0HLA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCoiZS0HLA[/video]
     
  7. MatthewT

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    excuuuuuuuuuuuse me?
     
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    say WHA......!!??
     
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    I end up calling them "Baby" and getting into it and having fun. Most of them no matter color fuck up. The white males usually have the best average but I feel bad for them working there.
     
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    oh, baby, imma gonna have to put you on hold for a minit
     
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    Sorry dude...I had a black chick help me out with some EZ pass issues..she was stellar...fixed my problem right away...in less than 10 minutes...
     
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    Anyone who thinks the blacks are the problem never called Comcast customer support when I worked there
     
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    Well you are an asshole for calling anyone other than your wife "Baby"..and if you called me..I would "accidentally" charge your account twice..
     
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    Its like trying to play the "What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say" game every time you call


    [video=youtube;hl8Z71jTaSQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8Z71jTaSQ[/video]

    [video=youtube;prdH8w3Ig1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prdH8w3Ig1E[/video]
     
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    its the crack talking
     
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    or "wtf did John Fogerty just sing about?" :wtf:
     
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    Baby and Ma for females, Pa for males

    Totally acceptable :hat:
     
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    Most of the Negroes are well-spoken, it's the dot-heads I have trouble understanding. In essence, though, I think all Customer Service reps of all colors shapes and sizes are just put there to buffer the company with incompetence and shitty training, so you'll give up and not bother the people who know what's actually going on.
     
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    There's a baffroom on the right.....Have you ever seen Lorraine?
     
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    I've had to call tech-support a couple of times for my computer..... I've had to resort to having them spell the words they were attempting to say, because I had no clue what they were talking about