I have to be a paulBearer on Monday anyone have any tips for me?

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    i really do not want to do it.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Too soon
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Makes sense.
     
  4. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    dont drop the casket
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Choke slam the dead Reggie.
     
  6. JWC

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    Use lots of make up around the eyes...

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  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    be brave and do it
    its not about you
     
  8. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    wear some sunglasses.
     
  9. Suzy

    Suzy Active Member

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    Hold on tightly.
     
  10. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Smile alot
     
  11. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    people should be cremated
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I have no cool one's
     
  13. MatthewT

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    hold on loosely, and don't let go
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    He is being cremated
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Wear a Kilt
     
  16. 2Manboobs

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    Keep your split personality & mental illness in check that day ...
     
  17. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    If they give you white gloves to wear make sure you get a good grip because those suckers make the casket slippery. It's a nice gesture that they asked you to be a pallbearer so don't back out at the last minute.
     
  18. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    Then what do you have to carry?
     
  19. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    not for fashion but in case you tear up.

    Everyone handles funerals differently.
     
  20. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Doesn't it really take 6 people to carry a lunch box to a hole?