I have to buy a new suite today...

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  1. crash83

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    For my brothers wedding next week.
    I am so not a suite guy.
    I can pull off business casual fairly well..but right now i'm in full on redneck mode.
    Hair is kinda shaggy ...full beard...
    Bullshit.

    So here is my question.
    If you buy a suite do they still taylor them to fit or do you have to buy a custom suite for such things?
    [I haven't bought a suite in 20 something years.]
     
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    Rent that pink tux and get very drunk.
     
  3. crash83

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    I was going to fuck with him and do the powder blue old school...
    But i keep being told i need to own a suite so fuck it i'm go buy one.
    It won't be a high dollar one ..probably won't wear it for another few years.
     
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    rent one

    and fuck ur faggot face
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    First of all, suit doesnt have an E on it.
     
  6. O Face

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    He's getting a hospitality suite I assumed :dontknow:
     
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    Anyone who calls a suit a suite, well it probably doesn't matter what you wear.

    You're gonna get laughed at either way.
     
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    If you're not expecting to spend much money, you're not getting tailor fit dude. Make sure the pants are flat front and coat has 2 buttons. Get dark blue or black.
     
  9. crash83

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    Hence the question ...
     
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    Men's Wearhouse.

    You're welcome.
     
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    misspelled suit three times. . . has the balls to criticize people's grammar and spelling. . .
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    He should buy it at J.C. Peeney. :giggle:
     
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    Go to Dillard's in the Woodlands Mall

    You're welcome
     
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    and btw just go to fucking macy's and get something cheap off the rack. you are welcome.
     
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    Try not to look like THAT GUY. It's your brother, show some respect.

    Shave and get a haircut. You can go back to being a Neanderthal on Monday.
     
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    Pro Tip: Do not bring any bottle rockets to the ceremony.

    I know you want to, resist the urge.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    how long do you plan to live in this suite? buying one seems excessive if just for the wedding. you should probably just get a hotel room instead?
     
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    cherry bombs or nothing.

    he's your brother: he deserves the best.
     
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    He also misspelled "tailor.":facepalm:
     
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