I have to do a Triathelon this weekend for charity

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  1. DrSublux

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    And I am not sure about the 3rd input:dontknow:









































































































    and I hate swimming and breathing
     
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    :shit:

    You're also not sure about the spelling of triathlon, dingus.
     
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    you mother facker
     
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    Robin did a Triathlon once, she ate a plain bagel, a poppy bagel and a cinnamon raisin bagel all with cream cheese of course.
     
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    Overweight vegan lol
     
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    I hope you don't drown.
     
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    I think I may swim naked with nose clips
     
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    Why don't you start a thread on the Howard board with this same joke? Oh wait! You already did. :facepalm:
     
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    Then run naked with nipple clamps.
     
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    Do we have any experts on the third input? Shiv?
     
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    Then cycle naked with the drippy clap.
     
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    It's a good thing your are not doing a Biathalon. Painal would ensue.
     
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    Jesus H
     
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    I am not against it :dontknow:
     
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    I took my son to the chiropractor because his neck was hurting after he face planted snowboarding. They had a poster on the wall that said spine subluxation. I thought of you :mrpeanut:
     
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    I'm flattered? Oh dear god :facepalm: you probably silently said "painal" to yourself
     
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    I excused myself and went to the bathroom and touched myself
     
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    you should have given them a sample in a dixie cup and say " I hope this works"
     
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    I've been snipped so I know that it wouldn't work. So for that reason your suggestion would be wholly inappropriate