I have to do a Triathelon this weekend for charity

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572
    And I am not sure about the 3rd input:dontknow:









































































































    and I hate swimming and breathing
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

    Reputations:
    86,017
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    24,953
    Likes Received:
    9,378
    :shit:

    You're also not sure about the spelling of triathlon, dingus.
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572

    you mother facker
     
  4. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -130,700
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    28,971
    Likes Received:
    15,791
    Robin did a Triathlon once, she ate a plain bagel, a poppy bagel and a cinnamon raisin bagel all with cream cheese of course.
     
    Last edited: Feb 7, 2014
  5. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    92,002
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    63,497
    Likes Received:
    8,346
    Overweight vegan lol
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

    Reputations:
    238,067
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,185
    Likes Received:
    45,097
  7. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    120,240
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    64,336
    Likes Received:
    19,044
    I hope you don't drown.
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572
    I think I may swim naked with nose clips
     
  9. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,291
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,586
    Likes Received:
    1,821
    Why don't you start a thread on the Howard board with this same joke? Oh wait! You already did. :facepalm:
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,291
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,586
    Likes Received:
    1,821
    Then run naked with nipple clamps.
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

    Reputations:
    86,017
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    24,953
    Likes Received:
    9,378
    Do we have any experts on the third input? Shiv?
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

    Reputations:
    86,017
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    24,953
    Likes Received:
    9,378
    Then cycle naked with the drippy clap.
     
  13. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,291
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,586
    Likes Received:
    1,821
    It's a good thing your are not doing a Biathalon. Painal would ensue.
     
  14. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572
    Jesus H
     
  15. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572
    I am not against it :dontknow:
     
  16. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,645
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,291
    Likes Received:
    5,196
    I took my son to the chiropractor because his neck was hurting after he face planted snowboarding. They had a poster on the wall that said spine subluxation. I thought of you :mrpeanut:
     
  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572

    I'm flattered? Oh dear god :facepalm: you probably silently said "painal" to yourself
     
  18. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,645
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,291
    Likes Received:
    5,196
    I excused myself and went to the bathroom and touched myself
     
  19. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    61,372
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,182
    Likes Received:
    10,572
    you should have given them a sample in a dixie cup and say " I hope this works"
     
  20. O Face

    O Face VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,645
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    8,291
    Likes Received:
    5,196
    I've been snipped so I know that it wouldn't work. So for that reason your suggestion would be wholly inappropriate