I have to get this off my chest

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gitfiddle, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. Gitfiddle

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    Yesterday while seeing Wolverine, I left my girl in our seats before the movie started and said I was going to buy popcorn, etc. On the way out my stomach started gurgling big time so I detoured to the bathroom and entered a stall.

    Naturally, the seat had piss on it so I kinda had to hover over it.

    I proceeded to spackle the back wall of that stall like you wouldn't believe. I didn't do it on purpose but, holy fuck, it erupted out of me. Looked like a smelly Jackson Pollock mural.

    Thank god there was no one else in the restroom when this happened. What are the odds of an empty restroom in a large multiplex theater?

    Anyway, this is my apology to the poor minimum wage stooge that had to clean that up.

    Come to think of it, the incident was somewhat symbolic of the Wolverine movie. :bigthink
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    so youre that kinda guy
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so you're Tim Sabean?
     
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    Tim Sabean schtick
     
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  7. Gitfiddle

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    I'm really not. I had no idea I was going to erupt like that. Shit happens. :dontknow:
     
  8. boxers

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    What you should be feeling guilty about is taking your GF to see fuckin wolverine
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    if that gif isn't posted within the first 10 replies this forum has failed
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    [​IMG]
     
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    It happens.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I wanna see that movie.

    I could watch Hugh Jackman knit booties for 2 hours. Fuck if the movie is good or not.
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    :lol:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Alert if wall shit gif is posted I got crossbar for shit pics
     
  16. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    he's extra buff in this movie, slunt
     
  17. Gitfiddle

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    She took me for my birfday but the reviews weren't really bad so I had hope. Alas, though.
     
  18. boxers

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    You should see him in Movie 43 with balls and scrote hanging from his chin
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I knew you'd appreciate where I was cumming from. ;)
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Shit was lulz big time :jj: