i have to go to work and i just pissed myself

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  1. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    shall i shower or just show up smelling like stinky piss?
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Just tell them you were doing a Marie Osmond impression.
     
  3. nserafini

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    I prefer a Rose Kennedy impersonation ....
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    do they know about your tasty piss?
     
  5. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    :hhh:
     
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    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    i just went to take a shower and its only cold water, just my luck!
     
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    Might as well go ahead and shit, too:dontknow:
     
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    You should wash it off with piss
     
  9. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'd bet he's into guys pissing on him.
     
  10. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    later fags, im bout to go to work and create a ruckus with piss smells
     
  11. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    "When I get mad I drink dog piss"

    Anyone?
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    12 y/o foul mouthed pregnant ho ?
     
  13. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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