WTF i have to take a cold shower this morning

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  1. sstressed

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    :nocheer:

    i've been sitting here trying to get up the nerve! it's been about 40 years since i've had a cold shower.

    my 1 year old water heater leaked most of it's water last night. you ever step on wet carpet first thing in the morning? :nooo:

    i have to meet someone for an early breakfast (i don't HAve to but i'm in lust :) ) so i'm going to man up. i have 2 hours to find my balls!

    i should probably call the plumber too. :bigthink:


    when is the last time you had to shower in cold water?
     
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    Had to last year, thought it would be no problem but it fucking sucked. Be sure to wash your hair so it's extra miserable.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Love s cold shower in the summertime. It's 100 here in NYC
     
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    Mmmmmm, wet carpet in the morning...



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    What?
     
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    Take a whore's bath. I'm sorry, a prostitute's bath.
     
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    The last time my water heater broke I heated pots of water on the stove and poured it in the tub. I Hate ice cold showers!
    I feel your pain.
     
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    A few years ago. It's only brutal for the first minute. Then yer body adjusts. Plus yer showering in rapid speed so it's not that horrible.
     
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    Take a French bath. Order French toast. Be sure to wear your beret.
     
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    hmmm. never thought of that.

    i'm afraid i might be stinky if i do that though. i'm hoping to get a good sized hug. sorry babe, i had to take a whore's bath this morning. :)
     
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    About 5 weeks ago. My hot water heater died while I was still recovering from spine surgery. Called a place and got them to do the job the next day. $1100 bucks and 50 dollar tip to the dude. He did the whole job of taking my old one out and installing the new one by himself in 1 1/2 hours.
     
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    Our water heater went in May. It was 40 years old, flames were shooting out of the damn thing. We live in the country so it took 3 days to replace.

    So 2 mornings of cold showers.

    The best part: I'm a new/naive homeowner. I asked the plumber how long I should expect this new fancy heater to last, since the old one was basically original to the house 40 years ago.

    He said expect to get 5-6 years out of it. :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:

    they sure don't make things like they used to! :)
     
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    I'm right across the river Jersey its gonna feel like Vegas here this weekend
     
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    With the humidity that is. More like Miami
     
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    I can imagine how hot its gonna be in Saratoga this weekend ( the track opens today up there
     
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    alright!

    this is it!

    i ain't scared of no cold water! :mad:

    :flag:
     
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    :woot:

    clean, dry and ready to fly!

    it wasn't half as bad as i imagined. :)

    i'm so manly!
     
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    Hope you jerked off first. Doesn't that kill the boner or something?
     
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    dang man you got an expansion tank?

    My neighbor refused to install one. He's on his third water heater in 7 year..

    They are pretty important now. also, screw that shit they sell in the big box stores. Get yourself a bradford. Got 17 out of the last one and 20 out of the one in my old house.
     
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    1100 bucks? How much of that was labor? I thought water heaters ran around 5-600 bucks uninstalled. 500 bucks for an hour and a half of labor seems a bit high.