WTF I have to take a shit

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, May 20, 2016.

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wjat will I do?

  1. Make it home and shit in my own toilet

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  2. Shit my pants

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  1. Beth143nacho

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    poor judgement has resulted in me commuting home without having emptied my bowels before leaving work.... Will I make it to my home Shitter or will I shit my pants?
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I have faith!
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This dude is going to be pressure washing that car interior tomorrow.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    People that shit at night are a mystery to me. Like unicorns...
     
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  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Find a fast food joint. Be a good guy and get a soda on the way out.
     
  7. HypocriteHowie

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    Drive home, sit in your car for a while just to show your bowels who the boss is.






    And hope you're the boss.
     
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    If you'd had purchased a Squatty Potty you'd have fully evacuated at home and this would all be a bad dream.
     
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  9. Beth143nacho

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    Phew... Made it
     
  10. SuperFarts

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    I hope and pray that you will shit your pants. Please be honest one way or the other.
    :pray:

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    Fuck.
     
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    Quit your job so you don't have to commute. Bernie Sanders will take care of you.....But Trump will just tell you to eat shit. So don't quit your job, and just shit in your car.
     
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  12. Beth143nacho

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    That was a miserable hour. The pangs kept coming and going. Almost stopped for ice cream about a mile from home, pulled into the parking lot and basically had to hold my ass closed as I quickly exited the lot and sped home.
     
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    I prayed for you and I'm glad it worked
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Hour commute is worse than cabling yer pants.
     
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    If Obama had a son...
     
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    I voted shart.

    :dontknow:
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Isn't it the case that the closer you get to the toilet the worse you have to shit.

    I've had many photo-finishes over the years.
     
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    Dude I've been there, you gotta clinch em' and go. Keep in mind parks have porta-lets. Think porta-potty or risk the ticket AND a load full in your car. I don't know about your situation, but I own my car, and it's brand new. I'm pulling over and dumping on the side of the street before that happens!
     
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    This is a Bar thread. Just calling like it is.
     
  20. knuckle_hedd

    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    You should stick to starting political threads...