I have to take a shit!

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    But I've been at my girls apartment all last night and with her all day.

    How do I pull this off guys
     
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    She has an exhaust fan?
     
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    Unleash a Hot Carl.
     
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    Did she let you have sex with her again???
     
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    you are so hot
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    I use the toilet. :grad:
     
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    I'd still stink the place up to high heaven
     
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    yes then I went to work with her all day. I was knee deep in snot nose kindergartners all day.
     
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    You say "I have to shit", then you go to the bathroom, Gwarn. Trust me. She takes shits too bub.
     
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  12. Gwarn1

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    What's a hot carl
     
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    Nigga please she doesn't want a stinky poodle fucking her doggie style.
     
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    Only ONE bathroom?!?


    :jj:
     
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    It's too early in the relationship to reek up her studio apartment
     
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    Crack open the bathroom window.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    She's a teacher and she wants you to be a teacher?!
     
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    Beth is a saint.
     
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    Just flush the toilet as you duke, then use the air freshener, every chicks bathroom has that.
     
  20. NipplesAndToes23

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    She's 50. I'm sure she can funk up a bathroom just as bad as you.