I havent busted a nut in over 2 weeks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    My wife and balls are both mad at me
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    She holding out on you bro?
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    nope she wants the "d"
     
  4. Stew Nod

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    Thread of the day, so far
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...abeetus
     
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  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    my balls are heavy
     
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    Why you holdin out on her?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    We have a lot going on
     
  9. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at? VIP Gold

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    You can't hold out on her if you don't know where she be gettin' it.
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    WTF? :jj:
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    Wow. Mikey.

    :facepalm:
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    my next load will be huge
     
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  13. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    you might experience the nocturnal emissions @DrSublux
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    wha
     
  15. BleedingGums

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  16. O Face

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    This is true. When I get backed up I start having sex dreams
     
  17. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    I caught feelings for about two weeks in early 2004 and had the sads so I didnt feel like jackin or anything. I made in my undies whilst sleeping peacefully under the evening stars.
     
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    O Face Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How did your taint fair in this episode? I'm assuming you're johnny K.
     
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  19. Johnnykstaint

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    Yeah, you got me. My taint got messed up, I had to shower.
     
  20. O Face

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    :lol: