I haven't gotten laid in like, three weeks.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    And it's starting to get to me.

    There are dudes I could definitely bang. But for various reasons I don't wanna bang those dudes.
    And lately I haven't been wanting to spend the money to go out and meet new dudes.

    This sucks.


    I know I'm starting a lotta threads tonight but I'm bored. And pissy.
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Why?
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Sorry for you pain.
     
  4. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Because of what I just said.

    The guys I could bang I don't want to, for various reasons. And I haven't been wanting to spend money to go out and meet other guys.
    Plus I'm not really the meet-a-stranger-at-the-bar-and-fuck-him type.

    Not usually anyway. :jj:
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    i'd let you blow me.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    slut
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's mighty generous of you. +rep.
     
  8. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yea. Giving blowies really relieves my frustration. :rolleyes:

    Pffft- I wish!
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i was talking to bro
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    how many guys u been wit dev?
     
  11. Pstruct

    Pstruct New Member Banned User

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    This is screaming you want a relationship and want stabilization. It's time. :dontknow:
     
  12. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    HAL hasn't got laid in like

    forever
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm prolly 3 hours away.
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    :jj:
     
  15. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I could bang this one guy who I used to bang when I was first divorced. But in the last year he's gotten really heavy and I'm not into it.

    I could bang this friend of mine who I banged twice before, but he's NO good at it. Plus he lets his dog sleep in the bed and I wake up with dog hair all over me and stuck to my pussy and stuff and it's skeevy.
     
  16. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol: dog hair stuck to your pussy
     
  17. sternski

    sternski New Member Banned User

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    I havent gotten laid in years.....i jack off quite a bit tho.
     
  18. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you need shiv to work you over with a lint roller the next morning.
     
  19. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Yeah, that does sound skeevy. :puke:

    And I'm a dog owner!

    Elvis doesn't sleep in our bed.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    post us some new nudes dev