I haven't had sex for 6 days

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    This is miserable!!! :cuss:
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I'll have some for you.

    It's cool
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Is your boyfriend out of town?
     
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    are you blaek? if so Mrs shitty may have an available hour.
     
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    Or Balt Mike
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    You're desperate to score points around here, huh?
     
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    i am no different here than on SB
     
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    Mike is not gay, he just likes gay sex
     
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    My Bad :doh:
     
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    IS six days along time for a single man?
     
  12. boxers

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    Do some opiates. Itll suck that pecker right up on inside you and take urge away
     
  13. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I have a serious girlfriend. :facepalm:

    I'm usually only single when one of us is travelling without the other.
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    sometimes 6 hours is an eternity.
     
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    and if you can't get those easily use some saltpeter mixed with table salt. it will make you a eunuch until it passes out of you.
     
  16. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Supposedly they added that to our food both in boot camp and Iraq. :dontknow:
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    it used to be common during the depression years: salt was more expensive so cafeterias would blend it to make their supplies last longer. problem is that if you get too much of it, your skin and eyes turn blue.
     
  18. boxers

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    And in jails
     
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    Just jerk off already :facepalm:
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Time to take matters into your own hands.