I haven't had sex this year

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  1. garypagetwo

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    and im out of weed so i have no way of blocking it out of my head :(
     
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    What about other species?
     
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    @Fido
     
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    How did the dog buggery accusations get started?
     
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    You try too hard Gar
     
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    Or you got no game
     
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    I don't think anybody is surprised by this announcement
     
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    I think Gary might be a virgin.
     
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    There are a couple of real nymphomaniacs here, Gary, why don't you fly them out and get herpes like a real man?
     
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    He said he :quote:sort of:quote: had sex with his ex...
     
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    @larryluncg
     
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    There are quite a few brothels in Oslo, but the most famous one is Baltazars Budoar, Mukedamsveien 65B close to Aker Brygge. Ask from taxi driver and he will probably know. They charge for massage and you agree with the girl afterwards on the price for the services you would like beside a straight massage. The standard at this place is very high, but the price is also. Not be surprised if you have to pay 2500-3500 kr for 1 hour all inclusive.Clinique Sun Touch is another place,but take a cab to find Vogtsgate 26 or you might be lost. TukTuk is another one but holds primarily Thai girls (Dronningensg. 24, Tel: + 47 (22) 33 2525 ).
     
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    The guy with the escort spreadsheet on SFN finally made it to Norway.
     
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