I haven't had sex with this rear.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by crazypreacher, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I'd like to though.
     
  2. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Dat ass
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    Having butt sex with a Nordic person makes your butt Thor.
     
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  4. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    For Asgard!
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Omg
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    Christopher Reeve in a house fire.

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    Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

    Christopher Walken.

    :giggle:
     
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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    What do you call a one legged prostitute?


    Ilene.

    What do you call a Japanese
    prostitute?

    Irene.
     
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  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Ok, you guys ready for THE ass??? I mean, you seriously need to mentally prepare for this...
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Keep your pants on, pal.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

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    Listen, this is something to behold. You will believe Jesus is good when I show you.
     
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    Here it comes....
     
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  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That ass has zits all over it bro.
     
  17. Capn Crud

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    Saddlebags :ride:
     
  18. crazypreacher

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    Man-facial!
    :cheer:
     
  19. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    :worried:
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Her hands are deformed carny hands! How is her thumb on top of her hand when her hands are on her buttcheeks?
     
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