News I haven't run, lifted, done yoga or pushups in 8 days

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    Now, I finally realize why all of you retards are so fucking fucked up, LOPz
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was considering beating off a few minutes ago, but too lazy to actually make the effort...hahhahaha

     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    It's smart not to over do it at your advanced age.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "can't get the stink off"

    Lopz an old Hells angels guy I know always says that...LOpz
     
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    BTW this is not a white guilt/former slave owner thread

    leave Boise bub alone
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    'advanced'

    :jj:

    My 52 will kick your 35 yr old azz all day, son
     
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    I can count on two fingers how many times I've ran in the last 6 years. Both times were to sling open a bypass :jj:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    HURRY! GOD DAMMITT!

    LOPz
     
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    I'm not aware of doing yoga.....ever.
     
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    Watching the paint smoke off 300' of flare line is like lighting a fire under your ass.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    @FunnyFarm2 I had a guy next to me, console guy..total idiot...they were trying to release butane? I think? Guys in the field confused, scared...panicking...crisis situation....really bad. Suddenly, Roy, the console guy gets a call from an STL...."Ahhh Roy? I think you're toggling the wrong valve?"

    Hhahahhaha...LOLs abounded for about 15 minutes
     
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    It's the best thing ever...specially for us old guyz...I keed you knot
     
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    Fookin A...that's why we get paid, negro...never forget it
     
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    Radiohead is so fucking great..OMG

     
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    Shit happens. Two weeks ago we were stroking some critical valves ahead of a turnaround. It wouldn't work so the boardman and I moved on to something else. A 35 year vet scoots over and closes off a valve that shut hydrogen off to a unit that is running 38,000bpd. Needless to say, the shut down for the turnaround started 30 minutes later. We all got called to the carpet for that one.
     
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    Yikes!
     

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    :ff:
     
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    Gave you plenty of time to diddle young man asshole, am I right?
     
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