I haven't shaved in two weeks and my neck line is getting itchy

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  1. Oderus

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    How do my balls taste, motherfuckers?
     
  2. Oderus

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    No, but seriously.....make it stop itching...
     
  3. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Are you going for a hipster look?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm still shaving my neck just not my face
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    [video=youtube;B_3TlrZLpQ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0[/video]
     
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  7. Dream Theater

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    OMG...you just curbsthomped all of us in one post! :eek:
     
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  8. Thelonious Davis

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    use conditioner you dummy
     
  9. Oderus

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    I did, fuckwit
     
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    I'm a pussy. I always try and grow a killer beard and give up because of the itch. It makes me mental.
     
  11. gilaet

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  12. Oderus

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    this is my third attempt this year :facepalm:
     
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    nothing to do but ride it out, it shall pass.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    then you are just a fancy boy who can't grow a beard without bitching :c
     
  15. Oderus

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    One day it just goes away. It's glorious
     
  17. Oderus

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    thank you, gentlemen. You've reaffirmed my faith in all of humanity.
     
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    Lol. Amateurs and coldnecks abound.
     
  19. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Neckbeard
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  20. Oderus

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    fucking dickhead