I haven't taken a shower since 3 pm Saturday

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I smell like Animalgod's tighty whities that were soaked in Jeton's semen and then Schmoopy emptied an Oreck bag onto them
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And the only reason I showered Saturday is cuz I went to see Harry Potter and I didn't wanna get kicked out the theater
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Do you share your stink with your Asian girlfriend?
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    How was HP?
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    Didn't you work today? Ewwww. :weird::puke:

    I'll bite. :facepalm:

    Why haven't you showered?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I only allow myself to be this disgusting when she's not here

    AND SHE'S NOT FUCKING ASIAN

    Badass :)
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    a little over 48 hours, thats not so bad.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah, I guess. I don't typically go this long. I guess the point is, I'm not planning on showering tonight, either.

    I already jerked off, now I'm drinking a Captain Morgan's and Diet Dr. Pepper and I hear Guitar Hero calling...
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    The motherfucker skipped my post and quoted nazdrowie. :pissed:
     
  10. dawg

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    This thread stinks.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Did you guys hear something?
     
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    i will give you positive rep if you can go until wednesday without a shower.
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Yeah. You not giving a shit. :lol::mad:
     
  14. Schmoopy

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    You do and I'll give you both negative rep. :funny:
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    <------ "Most Popular" award. :shmoop:
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    I guess this question will never be answered. :depressed:
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i bet he smells like eggrolls
     
  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I bet you smell like fermunda cheese.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    i bet you smell like boy cock
     
  20. Napoleon V2

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    After 36 hours w/O a shower I have 2 get 1 No matter Wut