I heard Dawg stands on the side of the road selling flowers

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    on mothers day
     
  2. gilaet

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    I heard you got arrested for peeping in nursing home windows.
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    cause thats what dirty mexicans do :jj:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I heard your wife shut off yer innerwebz.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :sad:
     
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    You rule regardless, Mikey.
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    stump
     
  9. Schmoopy

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    BM's mother is supposedly dead.:bs:
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    she is
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Take a picture of her tombstone and PM it to me or :bs:.
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Are you watching milf cams today, mike?
     
  13. face palm

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    in other words, mike bought his wife flowers today, from a mexican, on the side of the road.
     
  14. baltimore mike

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    :no:
     
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    The Mexican personally delivered them to his toll booth.
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    gay sex
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What did you buy your wife for Mother's Day, Mike?
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge?

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    An arc welder to blind herself with.
     
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    baltimore :dance: mike
     
  20. Chriza

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    And a dildo. So if she didn't like the arc welder, she could go fuck herself.