I Heard Dawg Stands On The Side Of The Road Smelling Flowers

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  1. MrWarmth

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    And then he smiles and holds up a MENTHOS pack. Thank you. :)
     
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    I'm sick of that Sunday thread already. Them idiots. Hey I'm branching out. Sue me. :coffee:
     
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    they're just holding you back with their coffee smilies and dementia, you need room to grow
     
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    They just walk all over me
     
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    This is some thread.
     
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    life hasn't been kind to them
     
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    wretched refuse.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I met him on the side of the road. He was picking daisies, or something.

    [video=youtube_share;HmtD-q_Hm0k]http://youtu.be/HmtD-q_Hm0k[/video]
     
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    not unlike imbeciles too, alot of em.
     
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    The family is gonna go honor mother in law. I guess I'm gonna eat this roast beast myself. I ain't eating with her.
     
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    just miserable
     
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    They can't just eat a baloney sandwich. They gotta buy 50 dollar a pound baloney and fancy shmancy bread. They're NUTS!
     
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    Just give them Wonderbread and potted meat.
     
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    mustard?
     
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    yeah. Right? Or American Cheese sandwiches like the sandwiches Mom made on Meatless Fridays. One time she forgot to put ANYTHING on the sandwich. She worked long hours back then, God bless her.
     
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    Probably Miracle Whip.
     
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    We used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches.
     
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    i dont know how you can take it :coffee:
     
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    Dawg

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