I heard that they named Hurricane Sandy after Sandy Duncan

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  1. RobinsLeftFlap

    RobinsLeftFlap New Member

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    They both have one eye! :lol:
     
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    Wow... Must be a slow night if that's supposed to pass as comedy
     
  3. Lou Cypher

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    Here's where you failed: this would've been a great line to slip into a hurricane thread; a kind of off-the-cuff remark that would garner much laughter and possible reps. By starting a thread dedicated to, and solely about, a cute toss-off line, you draw attention to the fact that you think it's wildly amusing and it loses the power and charm of spontaneity. You're welcome. :D
     
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    This. And the fact that only about 8 people know who Sandy Duncan is.
     
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    Yes, that too. :beer:
     
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    So does your boyfriends cock...maybe we should name a hurricane after him.

    Stop trying to be funny
     
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    Dear OP,

    This thread is fucking lame.

    Sincerely,
    Peter Falk
     
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    :cwl: Fucking lol, shit, lol, I can't fucking catch my breath, lol, lol....
     
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    I saw that punchline coming before I finished reading the subject line.

    You just Shulied!
     
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    lol...I had to google
     
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    Yea it really is no good starting a thread off like that, its funnier to insert it later.

    And it's not even true. They named it after Sandy Koufax because hurricanes, like Jews, have no soul
     
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    What's the difference between your mom and Hurricane Katrina?





    After Hurricane Katrina finished blowing poor Black people, it didn't get five dollars. :c
     
  13. John Smith

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    Speaking of Sandy Duncan, here are a few more timely jokes:

    "Boy do I feel old..when you ask kids today who Paul McCartney is they say, "Oh yeah, isn't he that guy who used to be in Wings?"

    Q: What do you call Rock Hudson in a wheelchair?
    A: Roll-Aids!

    Q: What is the dirtiest line ever said on national television?
    A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
     
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    Mamma, did you get that parrot I sent you?
     
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    That's actually very funny...took me a while to get it...
     
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    :nocheer:
     
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    The funniest part of this thread are the comedy lessons. I had no idea I was surrounded by so many Boozler-level comedians here :lully: :bully:
     
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    I loled for realz