'I Held Michael's Penis Every Night'

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  1. Nemo

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    http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/24/dr-conrad-murray-michael-jackson-penis-interview-daily-mail/

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    Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him.

    In a bizarre, rambling interview with The Daily Mail, Murray says, "You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night."

    Murray went on to say, "He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours."

    And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."


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    Ok where's the pic
     
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    That's creepy as fuck...but the Howard gif outcreeped the story tenfold.
     
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    So creepy and nice trick by playing dumb with the condom
     
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    haha I was going to post this story yesterday.
    Do you think it's true?
    He should have worn depends like Howard
     
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    [video=youtube;Lzr-FzGZ8Is]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzr-FzGZ8Is[/video]
     
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    Howard would like him as a guest.
     
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    Did he use his mouth?[/QUOTE]

    :lol: Howard will ask.
     
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    Of course, at chimney manor...:coffee:
     
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    "Paging Dr. Cirella. Paging Dr. Cirella. Your patient is ready" Stern lisped through his intercom system as he eagerly awaited his cock tug and hug.
     
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    Mr. Jackson's fingers would get cold, so I'd have to put them in my anus, it is.
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    C'mon now! Be honest guys!
    This would be a dream come true, to hold Michael's dick, for most of you here.
     
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    wakey wakey i'll keep my hands on your snakey!