I hired my own personal secretary Saturday, she starts tomorrow

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Oct 8, 2012.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Shes only 20, but shes hot as hell and unqualified but i dont give a fuck. :yay:
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I work with dudes :nocheer:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Is she going to arrange your bowel movement schedule?
     
  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Sounds legit....use your "illness" to get a "pity fuck" from her
     
  6. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Did you hire her to make funeral arrangements?
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    If i so choose, yes
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    gotta live the good life while it lasts..
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    20 years closer to death :depressed:
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    that was stupid
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Cool. Can she post here for you?
     
  12. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    For a dying man, you have a great attitude and hopefully a strong libido.
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    When is she gonna meet your roommate?
     
  14. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    :jj:
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    :artiejj:
     
  16. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    :c
     
  17. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Post pics of her here.
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    why are you such a hateful poster? Ive never said anything negative towards you ever, all i did was describe exactly what you were doing to my friend gary.
     
  19. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Be careful you don't do anything that could be construed as sexual harassment. :grad: Bitches be suin'.
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Do not worry, nobody could make my heart skip a beat like you do.