I hit a deer this morning on the way to work

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  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    At 5:20 this morning I plowed into a deer doing about 30mph. If it wasn't snowing/icy I woulda been doing 60+in my MINI. The deer didn't do so well but the truck, aside from some hair stuck to the bumper, is 100% blemish free....I have no idea how. Ended up with the rear in a ditch but it pulled itself out easily.

    The hillbilly living right in front of where it happened came out and offered to take the deer so at least it won't go to waste.

    No gore pics, sorry. :toptip:

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    did you have to finish it off?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No. I was getting ready to but by the time I went back to the truck for my gun it croaked on it's own.
     
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    u have an austin mini?, cool.

    got pics?
     
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    You work at the golf dome?
     
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    Looks like the bumper got some damage.
     
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    You ever stick your dick in the tailpipe of that thing or sumptin?
     
  8. Lemmy

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    Nope.....2009 JCW (not as cool as an original but I like it)

    It's actually a college soccer field and "no" I don't work there.

    Just reflections and where I wiped off dirt. No damage at all. :dontknow:
     
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    [video=youtube;1_KLe2k1Osc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_KLe2k1Osc[/video]
     
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    Looks like it got pushed up unless it was always like that.
     
  12. Lemmy

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    It might just be the angle of the pic but maybe you are right. I'll take a better look later. Nothing a chain and a stout tree can't fix. :toptip:

    I was was looking more for dents and broken pieces. The bumper alignment looked good at a glance. It still fared far better than I expected after the hit.
     
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    You motherfucker.:mad:
     
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    for fuks sake, he shows you a pic of a classic old truck & your reaction is got any pics of the mini:facepalm::crolleyes::gay:[​IMG]
     
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    You work in a bouncy house? :dontknow:
     
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  20. Lawsy

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    glad a neck got to eat the deer and it didn't go to waste
    glad you're ok too :c